100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd (TV Series)
Dog Gone (1999)
Richard Moll: The Drifter
Quotes
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[after the Drifter temporarily sold the McDowd residence]
The Drifter : Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Your parents don't exist anymore. And they won't until you do enough good deeds to get turned back into a kid.
Eddie McDowd : That's not fair, man.
The Drifter : You have spent your life being a *mean* *lazy* *rude* *selfish* *obnoxious*
Eddie McDowd : Okay, okay, I get it.
The Drifter : I'm not done. *selfish*.
Eddie McDowd : You already said "selfish".
The Drifter : Okay I guess I am done. So that's why I've turned you into a dog.
Eddie McDowd : But why a dog? Couldn't you make me something without fleas?
The Drifter : A dog is man's best friend, Eddie. And that's what you need to become.