Heavenly Sword (2007 Video Game)

Lydia Baksh: Kai

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Kai : Twing twang.

• Kai : Belief can change worlds, shape lives. But it can also make us blind. Only you saw clearly, Nariko. You saw the truth about the sword. Others worshiped it, murdered for it. But you mastered it. And all that strength, all that beauty was your own.

• Nariko : This was once a place of tranquility and learning. Now Bohan has ravaged its beauty with his mark of corruption. I can feel the suffering of my father and our clansmen there, at Bohan's mercy. And this I know... some men show no mercy! Kai?

  Kai : Hmmm?

  Nariko : I have to find father. You keep watch till we return. We may need you to play twing twang.

  Kai : Yes, Nariko. We'll find a place to hide. Won't we?

• Kai : [Kai has just set off fireworks in the watchtower, blowing the commander out of the tower]  Password for Armory!

  Cowardly Commander : Get lost!

  Kai : Hmmm...

  [pointing the Twing Twang at the commander's crotch] 

  Kai : Maybe I'll hit your weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

  Cowardly Commander : [quickly, terrified]  Monkey-Peaches!

  Kai : Uh?

  Cowardly Commander : The password, it's Monkey-Peaches.

  Kai : [happily]  Thanks!