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Liz Lemon : Okay, here's your pep talk. You're not an actor. You're Jack Donaghy, all right? So quit whining and NUT UP. You're right. If you can't do this, you ARE a failure. Josh can do this, and earlier today he ate a club sandwich with the toothpick still in it. Jenna can do this, and she was once engaged to David Blaine. Any dumb-dumb can act, Jack. So be a man and get it done.
Jack : If you were any other woman on earth, I would be turned on right now.
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Liz Lemon : I'm sorry, you're saying you want us to use the show to sell stuff?
Jack : Look, I-I know how this sounds.
Liz Lemon : No, come on, Jack, we're not doing that. We're not compromising the integrity of the show to sell...
Pete Hornberger : Wow, this is Diet Snapple?
Liz Lemon : I know, it tastes just like regular Snapple, doesn't it?
Pete Hornberger : You should try Plum-a-Granate. It's amazing.
Cerie : I only date guys who drink Snapple.
