Christopher Collins: Darkstorm, Cravex

Quotes 

• Darkstorm : You hold us for ransom, demanding we submit to your will; well, not *this* time! Keep your power! We'll find someone else to give us magical assistance.

  [leads the other Darkling Lords out; Merklyn strokes a magical insect-like creature that appears] 

  Merklyn : They'll be back.

• Darkstorm : I am Lord Darkstorm and I come seeking the enchantress Heskedor.

  Heskedor : [laughs]  Enchantress?

  [spits] 

  Heskedor : Witch is more like it.

• Darkstorm : I have studied many ancient tomes hoping to find a spell or weapon to use against him. In the oldest of these books, your name is mentioned. As a purveyor of powerful spells.

  Heskedor : Well. It's nice to be remembered after ten millennia.

• Heskedor : The fish spell of Ketteria?

  Darkstorm : Tried it. Didn't work.

• Darkstorm : Well, I was looking for something a little more devastating...

  Heskedor : [slams the book so he coughs on its dust]  Oh, it will be devastating enough, Darkstorm. The trick, of course, is finding the *courage* to get close enough to use the potion.

  Darkstorm : [with his totem glowing threateningly]  Question not *my* courage, old woman.

  Heskedor : [juggling then throwing three blasts of energy at him]  Oh, it's not thy courage I question. But thy wisdom, Darkstorm.

• Mortredd : A wonderful plan.

  Reekon : Yes, but will it work?

  Darkstorm : [tosses him a heavy prop causing him to catch it with a grunt]  Of course it'll work. I thought of it, didn't I?

  Lexor : [muttering]  That's what worries me.

• Darkstorm : [waiting at a distance for him, faced with the other Darkling Lords, to transform]  Come on, Leoric, don't disappoint me...

• Gleering : My lord - darkness falls; shouldn't we be finding shelter?

  Darkstorm : Oh, I suppose we could. And I suppose we could just let the monster roam free, slaughtering at will.

• Darkstorm : Serfs, listen to me!

• Cravex : Looks like we'll have to go on Merklynn's quest after all, Darkstorm.

  Darkstorm : Ohhh, shut up!