30 Rock (TV Series)
Tracy Does Conan (2006)
Keith Powell: Toofer
Quotes
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Tracy Jordan : I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.
Toufer : Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we'll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy.
Pete : Maybe something about you and your wife.
Tracy Jordan : Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I'll put on a ski mask...
Frank Rossitano : Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
Tracy Jordan : I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who's still got the biggest ding-dong.
Pete : No.
Tracy Jordan : Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.
Pete : What was that?
Tracy Jordan : I was pooping in the ladies' room at The Ivy...
Pete : No.