- Arsène Lupin III: Oooh! What the hell's the matter with you? I was supposed to give that to Fujiko, ya big jerk!
- Daisuke Jigen: Huh? Gimme a break. What the hell do you see in that woman anyway?
- Arsène Lupin III: Huh? Well, I mean, yeah, sometimes she betrays me, but, uh, that's all just part of her charm.
- Daisuke Jigen: Damn, Lupin, you're really pathetic.
- Daisuke Jigen: What's so great about the United States?
- Monica: The freedom there!
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, if you can afford it, that is.
- Monica: Jazz, disco, and musical theater, and all the fashions from everywhere! America has everything!
- Daisuke Jigen: Gangs, drugs, violence, pornography. Yeah, they got a lot of everything there.
- [last lines]
- Daisuke Jigen: [looking at his passport] Mr and Mrs Ivanov...
- [throws it in the air]
- Daisuke Jigen: Here's a divorce!
- [pulls out his gun and shoots through the passport]
- [Lupin, Fujiko, and Goemon discuss Jigen's whereabouts]
- Fujiko Mine: Have you considered that he might have switched this with the real diamond? That he just betrayed us?
- [Goemon slices the fake diamond from Fujiko's hand in half]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: No! Jigen's not at all like you.
- Monica: You really are cautious, aren't you?
- Daisuke Jigen: A lot more so when women are involved.
- Monica: Smoldering more than one injury, I see.
- Daisuke Jigen: Ah, just the way it is. Women and betrayal go hand in hand.
- Arsène Lupin III: [previewing the next episode, The Mysterious World of Madame X] This next one's just too weird for words. It's sort of 'Twilight Zone' meets 'House of Wax' meets an exhausted writing staff under deadline pressure.
- [Zenigata is thrown out of the ballet for trying to enter it to catch Lupin]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [hopping up and down furiously] Who do you think I am? I'm Zenigata of Interpol! You morons!
- [the guards come back with their guns. Zenigata dashes off behind a statue plinth. A tear falls from his eye]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: The snow in Moscow feels so cold.