Daran Norris: Santa, Elf, Mall Cop

Quotes 

• C.A.R.R. : Hop in, Santa. We're gonna get Stroker.

  Santa : What about the storm?

  C.A.R.R. : I can make it, Santa.

  Santa : But you don't have four wheel drive.

  C.A.R.R. : No, but I'll tell you what I do have: heart.

  Santa : Heart is good. Maybe if you had snow tires and heart, I'd feel safer.

  C.A.R.R. : Santa, get in the damn car.

  Narrator : It was true what he said. The little car had heart.

  [C.A.R.R. tries to start, but the snow makes it very difficult] 

  Narrator : He also had four bald tires and worn out brake pads, which, under the circumstances, mattered a great deal more than heart.