Tittybangbang (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (2006)

Tony Way: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Various : We sat at the table but things weren't going well. We hardly said a word to each other. It was like I was trying to get the knickers off a corpse!

• Various Roles : What you doing here babe?

  Paula's boyfriend : Couldn't keep away babe. Not every day you get to see ladies' regional champion in action.

  Various Characters : [Bursts out laughing]  Ladies' regional champion!

  Various Roles : Shut it Diane!

  Various Characters : Oh whatever.

  Various : Scorton captain to the ochey please!

  Paula's boyfriend : Get up there babe. Make love to that dart board like you make love to me. Shag it!

• Various Roles : [Coughs something up]  Holy Mary mother of the Jesus Christ Lord! A wooden egg!

  Various : Calm down Maxine, it's a necterine pip!

  Various Roles : Oh!

  [whispers] 

  Various Roles : Do you know, I have never eaten a necterine.