- Papa Smurf: You should all be ashamed! You've been behaving like human beings. Now our whole village is a wreck.
- Clumsy Smurf: Glue! I'm stuck!
- Jokey Smurf: I told you this was a sticky situation.
- Grouchy Smurf: I HATE glue.
- Grouchy Smurf: This means WAR! And I HATE war.
- Smurfette: So do we all, Grouchy, but this time we have NO choice.
- Brainy Smurf: Let's pick up the pace a bit, Grouchy! You're a-smurfing behind!
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate Brainy.
- Brainy Smurf: Lazy Smurf, it's very naughty smurfing on the job like that. I'll tell Papa Smurf and he's not gonna like this one little...
- [Lazy tosses Brainy away]
- Brainy Smurf: Papa Smurf, where are you when I need you?
- Howlibird: Rawk! Howli! Howl!
- Vanity Smurf: Hey, who's disturbing my beauty sleep?
- Greedy Smurf: What's all the noise?
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate noise!
- Harmony Smurf: No, it wasn't my trumpet!
- Hefty Smurf: So a giant bird ate all our food.
- Greedy Smurf: All those chestnuts and corn and sarsaparilla and all that yummy honey. Oooh!
- [Greedy faints]
- Papa Smurf: My smurf, I just hope it hasn't destroyed the bridge. We wouldn't be able to cross the river and get more food.
- Greedy Smurf: Oooh!
- [Greedy faints again]
- Papa Smurf: All of you, come with me to check the bridge.
- [the Smurfs leave]
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate checking bridges.
- Howlibird: Rawk! Howli! Howli! Howl!
- Brainy Smurf: Yipes! The monster bird!
- Papa Smurf: But where did it come from?
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate monster birds.
- Handy Smurf: [barricades his door with furniture] There. Now let's see the Howlibird get through that door.
- [the Howlibird attacks Handy's house from above, destroying his roof and most of his home]
- Handy Smurf: Well, I knew he couldn't get through the door.
- Jokey Smurf: Hey, Howlibird! Here's a present for ya! Hee ha hee ha ha ha ha ha!
- [the Howlibird drops a rock on Jokey's gift box]
- Jokey Smurf: Hey! You can't do that to my present!
- [after removing the rock, Jokey's "surprise" box explodes on him]
- Jokey Smurf: That wasn't funny.
- Brainy Smurf: [while hiding] Do you... D-Do you see the Howlibird, Smurfette?
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate the Howlibird.
- Papa Smurf: [to the Smurfs] I have called this meeting to tell you we're in grave danger. We must smurf away to protect ourselves from this... this smurfiferous bird.
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate smurfrifa... uh, smurf... s-sm... I hate birds.
- Smurfette: [after seeing Papa Smurf's message] Smuuuurfs!
- [all of the Smurfs come out of hiding]
- Jokey Smurf: What's up, Smurfette?
- [the Smurfs all talk at once]
- Smurfette: The old tower! Come on!
- Grouchy Smurf: [while running] I hate old towers.
- [Papa Smurf, Lazy, and Hefty head to the ravine to retrieve the formula]
- Papa Smurf: [panting] Is it much farther?
- Hefty Smurf, Lazy Smurf: Not far now.
- [later]
- Papa Smurf: [panting] Is it much farther?
- Hefty Smurf, Lazy Smurf: Not far now.
- [later]
- Papa Smurf: [panting] Is it much farther?
- Hefty Smurf, Lazy Smurf: YES, IT IS!
- Lazy Smurf: [while being chased by the Howlibird] Oh, I think we just bought the farm!
- Hefty Smurf: Look at the bright side, Lazy. You'll have eternal sleep.