Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

The Ed-Touchables/Nagged to Ed (1999)

Sam Vincent: Edd

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Quotes 

• Edd : I'm losing it! I'M LOSING IT!

  Ed : Double-D just lost it all over the ground, Eddy.

• Edd : Will you please refrain from touching me while I am eating? Thank you.

  Marie : Humph. I'll touch whenever I *want*, buddy boy!

• Edd : Better to have loved and lost...

  Ed : Than lost and found!

• Eddy : Are ya done yet? Let's go get Ed!

  Edd : Please be patient. I have just one more...

  [He puts down a "Magnifying Glass" label, realizes the magnifying glass is missing and lets out a squeal of shock] 

  Edd : It's gone!

  [He clutches the front of Eddy's shirt] 

  Edd : Eddddyyyy. Someone took my magnifying glass. I feel so violated.

  Eddy : Maybe you misplaced it.

  Edd : [accidentally pushing Eddy away while making an elaborate gesture of distress]  Never! What has become of this world? Is nothing sacred?

  [He sweeps the contents of his desk into the trash can] 

  Edd : Everything is soiled! Who would do such a thing? Who would violate the sanctity of somebody's room? With their filthy hands!

  [He clutches at Eddy's head] 

  Edd : Oh. Oh, Eddy. I feel sick. I feel nauseous. I CAN'T BREATHE!

  [Eddy casually grabs Edd's bed and slams it down on him as he begins to hyperventilate] 

  Edd : Thank you. I needed that.

  Eddy : Anytime, pal!

• Eddy : Hey guys! What's big, round, and costs a nickel?

  Ed : Jawbreakers!

  Edd : Jawbreakers!

  Eddy : And away we g...

  Sarah : [Sarah and Jimmy get in his way]  Now just a rotten minute! I Found my dolly, under my bed!

  Jimmy : It's true, and here she is, see?

• Edd : [opening the door to his room]  Wait, Eddy. You know the rules.

  [He holds up a pair of bunny slippers] 

  Eddy : Aw, come on, Edd, not again.

• Eddy : [looking at the Kankers' artwork of them and the Eds]  Look! Artwork! It's Ed and May! How cute!

  Edd : [seeing a picture of him and Marie]  Is that me?

  Eddy : [seeing a picture of him marrying Lee]  What the-? AAAAH! That's not funny!

• Edd : Four thousand eight hundred and twenty, four thousand eight hundred and twenty-four-ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel-four thousand eight hundred and thirty-one, four thousand eight hundred and thirty-five, that's everybody. Four thousand eight hundred and... thirty-seven.