- Marc St. James: Nice vest!
- Justin Suarez: Ralph Lauren, we got it half price because there is a small hole but you can't even see it.
- Marc St. James: So, the kids at school, do they like it?
- Justin Suarez: No. They don't really get me.
- Marc St. James: A word of advice, be who you are, wear what you want, just learn how to run real fast.
- Betty Suarez: Oh, look, here's some of my friends.
- Amanda Tanen: Just because we're sharing an elevator, doesn't mean we're friends.
- Betty Suarez: Marc, Amanda, this is uh, Justin.
- Marc St. James: Oh, so that's pregnancy weight!
- [Amanda laughs]
- Betty Suarez: Um, no, he's my nephew.
- Justin Suarez: [looks down at Amanda's shoes] OH MY GOD! Manolo Blahniks Spring 2004!
- Marc St. James: [gasps] Wearing two-year-old shoes! Even I didn't catch that.
- [to Betty]
- Marc St. James: Definitely not your son.
- Wilhelmina Slater: We'll work with each other to fix it. I'll start with the leak.
- Daniel Meade: I'll tackle the new spread.
- Wilhelmina Slater: Perfect. We're in this together.
- Daniel Meade: Are you as creeped out as I am?
- Wilhelmina Slater: More
- Wilhelmina Slater: [to MODE staff] We have two days to conceive and execute an entirely new concept!
- Daniel Meade: If any of you have plans, I need you to cancel them. I want everyone working together to pull this off.
- Wilhelmina Slater: What Daniel's trying to say is, kiss your loved ones goodbye and expect to come home to dead pets!
- Marc St. James: [to himself] Schmoopy...
- Daniel Meade: Ok, off that... the sand is desert sand, like Africa. So maybe instead of Christmas, we do other winter holidays... Kwanzaa?
- Wilhelmina Slater: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
- Ignacio Suarez: Betty, maybe your guests would like... a snack? We have flan.
- Amanda Tanen: What's a flan?
- Ignacio Suarez: It's a delicious custard.
- Amanda Tanen: Oh, BRING it!