- George Shumway: [slurps coffee] I mean, I went along with this psychologist social worker bit 'cause I don't know what to do with Grandpa. Martha wouldn't let me send him away. Mary thinks he's harmless. Cathy thinks he's cool. And then they send this dame Walkie-Talkie-Shacky, whatever her name is, and she falls in love with him. I tell you, this woman is getting crazy.
- Charlie Haggers: You know that demo we made last night is pure gold. Do you have any idea how much you can make from just one hit record?
- George Shumway: No, I don't.
- Charlie Haggers: Well, neither do I, but it's a lot. The hits are what count.
- Tom Hartman: [half-asleep, mumbles] Hits, hits, the dodger hit fifty-six in a row then he married Marilyn Monroe, and that's the way they go.
- George Shumway: Meet my son-in-law, Mr. Non-Poetry in Motion.