- [first lines]
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [seeing a parallel world populated by reptilian beings] I always knew those stories about alligators in the New York sewers were true.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Hey, Professor, looks like you blew a fuse.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Actually, I blew an interspacial synchronoplastic coupler.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: That's what I said: a fuse.
- J.D. Bennett: Wait'll I show you to everybody. You'll know their socks off.
- Glitch: Off Glitch will knock socks?
- J.D. Bennett: He's a foot tall, bright orange, and he talks gibberish.
- Jack Bennett: Sounds like you're the one talking gibberish, son.
- Eric Bennett: [as Glitch appears then disappears atop the TV F.L.U.F.F.I.'s watching in the next room] There is no such thing as a one-foot-tall bright-orange Glitch.
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: Wanna bet?