Super Troopers 2 (2018)
Brian Cox: Captain O'Hagan
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Quotes
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Paramedic : Get me 50 CCs of morphine, shaving cream and a razor.
Rabbit : A razor for what?
Paramedic : To remove the hair off your testicles. I have to stitch you up.
Rabbit : Why would you need to stitch me up? It's like a paper cut. All we need to do is get a little Band-Aid. Hey, guys!
Mac : Happy trails!
Captain O'Hagan : Looks like the rook is getting his nuts shaved after all.
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Farva : Hold your bones. Rabbit's car. The dash cam! Look at this.
Captain O'Hagan : Ooh, you clever little prick, you.
Farva : Prick? I'm tired of these putdowns!
Mac : It's a compliment, shithead.
Farva : Fuck you, midget Burt Reynolds.
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Trooper Callaghan : Cap, you know how hard I worked on this thing? Big face, big mustache.
Captain O'Hagan : I don't care how big your face is. Shave it!
Farva : Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap! I'm good right? I got a tight mouth-muff.
Captain O'Hagan : Talk about big faces.
Mac : That's face-ism, Cap.
Captain O'Hagan : Not regulation! Shave it!
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Captain O'Hagan : Remember the three B's: Best Behavior, Boys.
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Captain O'Hagan : Is Farva near by?
Mac : Oh, yeah. Spitting distance.
Captain O'Hagan : Do me a favor, spackle his mouth shut.
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Captain O'Hagan : Let's go and give those Canuckleheads a good old-fashioned red-white-and-blue, fist-fucking?