- Yakko: [He and Dot are dressed in detective outfits] Number one sister! Dust for prints!
- [she pulls out a feather duster]
- Yakko: [goes over to Wakko, who is reclined in an easy chair] Doctor Wakko, it could be a long night. Better order some pizzas.
- Wakko Warner: [picks up a telephone next to the chair] I'd like forty-two pizzas, six with no crusts.
- [smiles at camera]
- Yakko: [goes over to Flavio and Marita] Now - Do you have any enemies?
- Flavio Hippo, Marita Hippo: No.
- Yakko: Do you have any creditors?
- Flavio Hippo, Marita Hippo: No.
- Yakko: Well then...
- [he runs over to a piano and begins playing it]
- Yakko: Do you have any requests? Thank you so much!
- [picks up a mic and begins singing]
- Yakko: Way down, Jack / Upon the Nile River, Jack...
- Dot: I found Prince!
- [she holds the musical artist Prince in her arms]
- Yakko: No no no, *finger*prints!
- [he wiggles his fingers]
- Dot: [looks at Prince, he smiles at her, then puts his head back in a "facepalm"; Dot shakes her head to the camera] I don't think so.
- [she tosses him out a window]
- Pixie: [takeoff of Shakespeare] Oh, what fools these Warners be!
- Yakko: [Yakko is reciting Puck's final monologue from A Midsummer Night's Dream while Dot translates] If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.
- Dot: If the actors in our show made you mad, it will be okay if you look at it this way!
- Yakko: That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
- Dot: You fell asleep on your butt and dreamed the whole thing.
- Yakko: And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.
- Dot: There was a hole in the plot you can drive a truck through.
- [behind the action, Wakko is picking flowers and is swatted by a group a fairies. He sprays them away with a fire hose]
- Yakko: Gentles, do not reprehend...
- Dot: Honeys, don't blame us. You could be watching Oprah.
- Yakko: If you pardon, we will mend.
- Dot: But we're sorry and we promise our next show will be full of funny skits.
- Wakko Warner: [Wakko continues to pick flowers when a very sexy fairy emerges] Hello pixie!
- [he chases after her]
- Yakko: And, as I am an honest Puck...
- Dot: I'm not touching that one.
- Yakko: If we have unearned luck now to 'scape the serpent's tongue.
- Dot: What he said.
- Yakko: We will make amends ere long!
- Dot: We'll buy you foot long hot dogs!
- Yakko: Else the Puck a liar call: So, good night unto you all.
- [he blows a kiss]
- Dot: Goodnight everybody!
- Yakko: Give me your hands, if we be friends.
- Dot: Applaud if you like us!
- Wakko Warner: [the pixie Wakko has been chasing after comes up behind him enraged. He tries to give her flowers while she tries to swat him with a huge fly swatter] And Robin shall restore amends.
- Dot: And the Boy Wonder will save us.
- [the Batmobile drives up and the Warners all jump in it, and it drives away]