My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Very Bad Things (2006)

Ethan Suplee: Randy Hickey

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Quotes 

• [Earl and Randy are in bed] 

  Earl : Randy, do you think it's my fault joy went to jail? Randy?

  Randy : I'm tryin' to sleep Earl; can't this wait 'til morning?

  Earl : You woke me up last night to ask if monkeys ever worry about their looks.

  Randy : Oh yeah, sorry. Do you think they do?

  Earl : I already told you; if they worried about their looks they'd wear pants.

  Earl : 'Night Randy.

  Randy : 'Night Earl.

• Randy : I'm making a list of rich people with a million dollars we can borrow, for Joy's bail.

  Earl : [Reading Randy's list]  The Beverly Hillbilly's.

  Randy : They're super rich.

  Earl : They're pretend, Randy! Just like Richie Rich and Donald Trump, they're just TV characters.

  Randy : Well... the Jeffersons are real, right? 'Cause we saw Mr. Jefferson at the boat show last year. Remember we gave hm a dollar to say "Weezy"?