My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Very Bad Things (2006)

Juan Pope: Jasper

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Quotes 

• Jasper : Same reason I don't let amateurs cut my hair, they make mistakes!

  Tatiana : It was not mistake.

  Jasper : Yeah well you better pray I find that ear lobe.

  Tatiana : He won't mind. Jasper is too much sissie to be a real criminal, this is why we live in cement closet. Bring me to this truck and I will buy with my own money I steal from Jasper.

  Joy : I like you. If I could ever get used to staring at that thing on your face we could hang out.

• Jasper : [Looking at the picture of the Bargain Bag truck Joy stole]  Not going to buy it.

  Joy : Why not?

  Jasper : Because I can't sell it.

  Joy : What! You once tried to sell an Iranian baby on the Internet.

  Jasper : Yeah, but he didn't have 'Iranian Baby' tattooed on his forehead.

  Joy : Please; like they wouldn't find out he was Iranian when he started talking.

  Jasper : Besides, you're an amateur and I don't buy from amateurs for the same reason I don't let amateurs cut my hair

  [staring at Natalia] 

  Jasper : , because they make mistakes.

  Natalia : It was not mistake.

  Jasper : Well, you just better hope I find that earlobe.