Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Catching Digby's Donkey (1985)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

Quotes 

• Marina : Norman Clegg, who once dallied with my affections!

  Clegg : I never dallied. I never even dillied!

• Clegg : I've often thought about love thy neighbor. For instance, how many people would have to move house before they could do it with real enthusiasm?

• Clegg : She had big feet!

  Howard : She had fishnet tights.

  Clegg : She had stockings with holes in them!

• Clegg : The trouble with Howard is that his adolescence has gone on so long, it's spilled over into his mid-life crisis.

• Clegg : I like Ormeroyd. I'm just surprised that he's lived this long.