Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Where Are Peking Man's Bones (1978)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• Daisuke Jigen : You know, I think you're a little crazy from the heat, man. I just came here for a leisurely holiday in Hong Kong.

  Arsène Lupin III : A leisurely holiday, huh? Sittin' in a hotel room, drinking scotch all day?

• Arsène Lupin III : Okay, now, thanks for waiting, everyone.

  [everyone is silent] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Uh, someone die or something? What the hell's going on here?

  Shunran : Hello.

  Arsène Lupin III : Shunran. Perfect. It's appropriate you should be here to witness the great unveiling.

  Daisuke Jigen : She's got a little unveiling of her own for ya.

  Arsène Lupin III : Huh?

  Shunran : Unfortunately, I didn't have a chance to tell you this before you ran off yesterday. You see, there was a terrible fire at the Kofuku Temple about ten years ago and everything, including the charnel house, was completely destroyed.

  Arsène Lupin III : If that's true, then what's in here?

  Shunran : It contains treasured remnants of some of my more recently deceased relatives.

  Daisuke Jigen : So I'll bet a nice belt of scotch just sounded pretty good right about now, huh?

  [Lupin groans in disappointment] 

• Arsène Lupin III : You have no idea how grateful I am. Thank you.

  Tonnan Chin : That's fine. Anyway, I have a small favor to ask of you in return.

  Arsène Lupin III : You do?

  Tonnan Chin : I'm aware of your reputation. You are Lupin the Third, are you not, sir?

  Arsène Lupin III : That's right.

  Tonnan Chin : How would you feel about finding this person?

  [gives Lupin a picture of a beautiful woman] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Whoa! I imagine I'd feel pretty happy about it.

  [chuckles slyly] 

  Tonnan Chin : Her name is Koran. She should be about 60 by now.

  Arsène Lupin III : [disappointed]  Uh-eeee!

• Arsène Lupin III : [while watching Shunran fight]  It's Bruce Lee in drag!