- Arsène Lupin III: [about Zenigata] Man, I mean, how can the same guy who's so bad at catching us be so good at finding us?
- Daisuke Jigen: I've had it, man, I mean it. This has gotta end. Fujiko boosted the friggin' jewels from us. Why in hell should we be risking our lives to cover for that bitch?
- Arsène Lupin III: Are you really saying that you think we should just turn her over to the sick bastard? I don't want to make excuses for her, but that's a heavy price to pay.
- Daisuke Jigen: Look, Lupin, I understand you'd rather die than give her up, but I'd rather kill her than die for her!
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: You know, our time would undoubtedly be more wisely spent in readying for his return than in arguing.
- Arsène Lupin III: What?
- [bullets are soon fired through the window]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Too late.
- Arsène Lupin III: [after ducking down with Jigen] I hate it when Goemon's right.
- [Lupin wakes up after Fujiko knocked him out with sleeping spray from a perfume bottle]
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, so where's Fujiko?
- Daisuke Jigen: Bitch lifted the jewels and took a powder.
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, really? How about that? Which one did she take? I was kinda leaning towards the diamond, but the emerald's kinda nice, too.
- Daisuke Jigen: She took'em all!
- Daisuke Jigen: When it comes to romance and jewels, I don't really give a rat's ass. Now fine wine, that I'm passionate about.
- Daisuke Jigen: [about Fujiko] Heartless bitch. Look at her. She doesn't give a damn what she puts other people through.
- [after getting rid of Hangman]
- Daisuke Jigen: Is he dead?
- Arsène Lupin III: Nah, the guy's a professional killer. I don't know what it is, but they're like damn cockroaches. But he's out of the picture for now.
- [Jigen and Goemon look at each other, then Jigen approaches Lupin]
- Daisuke Jigen: [chuckles] Lupin?
- Arsène Lupin III: Yeah?
- [Jigen uses the perfume bottle containing sleeping spray to knock out Lupin]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, what are you...?
- Daisuke Jigen: Hmm, well, that's effective.
- [Lupin's legs twitch. Jigen addresses Goemon]
- Daisuke Jigen: So, have you managed to track her down yet? I'm not gonna rest 'til we'd paid her back for this.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Mm-hmm.
- Daisuke Jigen: Ahh.
- [Goemon opens a drain pipe to an outdoor ground pool, causing a whirlpool with Fujiko caught in it]
- Fujiko Mine: Help!
- [Jigen grabs Fujiko's hand]
- Fujiko Mine: Jigen! Help me! Pull me out of here, please!
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, but first tell me where the jewels are.
- Fujiko Mine: I swear, I don't know what you're talking about, Jigen!
- Daisuke Jigen: Maybe you got water in your ears. Come on, you don't wanna sleep in the drain pipe now, do you, baby? Kinda cramped in there.
- Fujiko Mine: All right, just don't let go! It's all in a box!
- Daisuke Jigen: Who the hell could it be this time of night?
- Arsène Lupin III: [off in the distance] Hey! Fujiko! What took you so long?
- Daisuke Jigen: Huh. Well, that would explain why he took a pass on dinner with that blonde tonight.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I would have gone in his place if someone had just asked me.
- Daisuke Jigen: Sorry, man, what'd you say?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Uh... just a new mantra.
- [He turns around and chants "Dispel all distracting thoughts" in Japanese]