- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Those weren't my cigarettes! This is a travesty! It's a sham! It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Are ya listening? You can just kiss that crown goodbye if you don't let me out of this cell!
- Pepper: Oh, he ran away from us with his tail between his legs at the Tower. I really don't think we need to worry about Mr. Lupin any longer.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Damn it all, Pepper, you don't know what the hell you're talking about! That's not the way it works! This guy's relentless, he never quits, that's just the way he is!
- Pepper: Really like to get your hands on him, wouldn't you?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Yes! You're damn straight!
- Pepper: Oh, very well then. I'll put you in the same cell together!
- Arsène Lupin III: Hmm? Hey, did you see the paper today?
- Daisuke Jigen: I saw this one coming.
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, yeah?
- Daisuke Jigen: It's about that crown the princess is gonna wear at her wedding, right?
- Arsène Lupin III: Yeah, it's called...
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I believe it is called the Imperial State Crown. It was first worn by Queen Victoria at her coordination and ever since then it has been considered the symbol of Great Britain.
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh. Well, if you're already up to speed on this...
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, why don't we just take a casual stroll over to the Tower of London?
- Arsène Lupin III: Huh! Man, I used to think it was a good thing we've all known each other for so long, but now... I don't know.
- Daisuke Jigen: [while looking at the Imperial State Crown] Yeah, that sure is one hell of a hat.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: If you mean ugly as hell, then I agree.
- Arsène Lupin III: [In his note to Pepper and Dover] "My esteemed inspectors, Round one goes to you, no use denying that. So congratulations, pip pip, cheerio, Bob's your uncle, and all that. But while this battle may have been yours, the war will surely be mine. See you at the wedding. All the best. Love, Lupin. P.S. If you catch the bouquet, Dover, try not to eat it."
- [Fujiko storms out after Lupin fails to steal the Imperial State Crown]
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, Lupin. Now why would she be all bent out of shape about us not getting that crown? Huh?
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, you know her. Heh heh.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Hmm...
- Arsène Lupin III: Wait a minute. You don't think I'd actually promise it to her or anything, do ya? Come on. I mean, this is me.
- [using a telescope, Jigen sees Lupin hanging by his parachute on a pole, thanks to Fujiko]
- Daisuke Jigen: This'll give him a little time to meditate on her true nature.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: [holding the crown with his sword] Mm-hmm.