- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Zenigata from Interpol. I'm looking for the Office of the Commissioner.
- Francisco Torombo: Well, you found it, Mr. Benihana. Francisco Torombo, pleased to meet you.
- [points to a suitcase]
- Francisco Torombo: Uh, that's your new assignment right over there, uh, Inspector Benihana.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Uh, excuse me, Commissioner, but it's Zenigata.
- Francisco Torombo: My sincerest apologies, Mr. Benihana.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: No, you did it again. It's Zenigata. Ze-ni-ga-ta.
- Francisco Torombo: Be-ni-ha-na.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: No, no! It's Benihana! Uh...
- Francisco Torombo: Good.
- [after Zenigata foils Lupin's gang's first attempt to get the diamonds]
- Fujiko Mine: I can't believe it. When did he get so crafty? Well, if they're at the research center, it's all over.
- Arsène Lupin III: Are you kidding? It isn't over yet.
- Fujiko Mine: Huh?
- Daisuke Jigen: Hmm?
- Arsène Lupin III: If we quit now, it'll look bad.
- Daisuke Jigen: Couldn't hold our heads up in bad society.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Mm-hmm.
- Fujiko Mine: Well, hmm. I guess if you're saying you actually have an idea.
- Arsène Lupin III: My head's full of ideas. That's why I'm crazy.
- Fujiko Mine: [coquettishly] Mr. Zenigata-Daddy! Little Fujiko doesn't want to become Grandma in a place like this! You know how I feel about you, don't you?
- [She sashays towards him]
- Fujiko Mine: You dummy. Come on.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: So, you're gonna tell me?
- Fujiko Mine: You know that's a secret, don't you? Come closer to me.
- [She kisses him on the cheek. Zenigata smiles deliriously. Fujiko runs a finger around his face]
- Fujiko Mine: Listen carefully. I've had feelings for you in my heart for a very long time now, Zeni.
- [She tears the bandage off his nose]
- Fujiko Mine: You know that, don't you?
- [Around a corner, Lupin stifles laughter]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Fujiko, you're gonna die like a dog in here!
- [He storms off]
- Fujiko Mine: Hmph! It's not over till the fat lady sings. Why don't you look in a mirror to see if your face pleases the girls?
- [the Chief whistles for his tiger. Lupin, who had disguised himself as the tiger, comes walking out of the bushes and swallows the chicken he used as bait whole. He gallops up the steps towards the Chief and sits beside him]
- Chief: Oh, so you decided to take a little unscheduled snack break, did you? You're getting as bad as the rest of the staff.
- [Lupin makes a show of going onto his toes and tapping his feet before lying on the ground and looking up at the Chief with a sheepish grin]
- Chief: And don't slouch like that.
- Security System: Please stand still. Scanning for unauthorized materials.
- [a beam of light scans the Chief and the disguised Lupin]
- Security System: Thank you. Please state today's code phrase.
- Chief: I want my daddy and mommy, I'm scared and I want to go home.
- [Lupin looks up at the Chief in confusion and astonishment]
- Security System: Voice print code and phrase confirmed.