Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Lupin Becomes a Bride (1978)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• [after hearing about Lupin's "marriage"] 

  Daisuke Jigen : [on the phone]  Huh? What do you mean it's not Fujiko? It's Onabes? Are you insane? He's a guy, Lupin, and you're a guy! And if you were that kind of a guy, well, you could have friggin' told somebody! I thought we were friends!

  [hangs up] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Uugh! Hold on, Jigen. Wait a minute. Give me a chance here, will ya? Hey, you still there? What the hell? Ahh! Come on, man!

  [redials] 

  Daisuke Jigen : [answers phone]  We're not here, sorry!

  Arsène Lupin III : It's a ruse, you idiot! Now listen to me, I need you guys to bring a transport chopper to the pier at 10:00 tonight. That's 10:00, understand?

  [hangs up] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : [to Jigen]  I heard it all from over here. No need to repeat it.

• [after a long chase from Onabes] 

  Arsène Lupin III : All right! You win! I give up! But premarital sex is out of the question!

• Onabes : Amore!

  Arsène Lupin III : What does that mean?

  Onabes : It means: "I want you, I must have you! Let me take you and start a family!"

  [a flabbergasted Lupin gets tackled by Onabes] 

  Onabes : I absolutely refuse to let you up, Miss Mary, unless you promise to marry me!

  Arsène Lupin III : WHAT? That's impossible!

  [Onabes forcefully kisses Lupin] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Damn it!

  [He slaps Onabes, then flips him over in a judo grip] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Just snap out of it!

  Onabes : Oh yes, flip me like a hamburger, baby!

  [Lupin covers his mouth and flees] 

• Fujiko Mine : [to a crossdressing Lupin]  I never thought of you as the gold digger type, but it suits you somehow.

  Arsène Lupin III : Yeah, yeah, very funny. What are you doing here?

  Fujiko Mine : My God, you really have turned into a blonde.

  Arsène Lupin III : Touché. That's a dumb question.

• [after stealing all of the art, Lupin flies past Fujiko] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Helloooo, Nurse!

  Fujiko Mine : Hey! You mean you're not...

  [Lupin chuckles as he waves] 

  Fujiko Mine : Hey, Lupin, wait a second!

  [chases after the helicopter] 

  Fujiko Mine : Is my Van Gogh in there? That's not fair! I called dibs on that! LUPIN!

• Arsène Lupin III : I'm not even a friggin' woman!

  Onabes : Oh well. Nobody's perfect.