Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Find Princess Kaguya's Treasure (1978)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• Arsène Lupin III : Yeah, it sucks being deceived like that, but at least it was all for a good cause.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Yes, well, perhaps that is true, but still the active betrayal by Fujiko was unforgivable and merits the very harshest punishment.

  Daisuke Jigen : Here, here!

  [Goemon prepares to draw his sword] 

  Fujiko Mine : Lupin, I think he really means it!

  Arsène Lupin III : She's sorry, really! She's learned her lesson this time, haven't you, Fujicakes?

  [Fujiko hiccups, then starts flapping her arms as a result of the side effects from the potion she drank] 

  Daisuke Jigen : It's not real harsh maybe, but it's sure as hell's funny.

• Arsène Lupin III : Hey! Fujiko!

  Fujiko Mine : Lupin, I can't share it with you! I don't know if there's enough for two!

  Arsène Lupin III : I don't want any! Do you know what it is? Do you?

  Fujiko Mine : Yeah, an eternal youth potion of some kind. Why else would she want it?

  Arsène Lupin III : You idiot! Kaguya had that created for her very sick husband! He's in a coma!

• [an insomniac Fujiko bangs on Lupin's door in the middle of the night] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Oh man, when the hell's this potion ever gonna wear off?

  Fujiko Mine : [from outside the door]  I know you're in there! Let me in!

  Arsène Lupin III : ...I'm too tired to appreciate the irony...

  [goes back to sleep] 

• Arsène Lupin III : [about Kaguya]  Goemon, look, I know she lied to us and everything, but come on. Cut her a break. Have a heart.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : I'm not angry with her, it's that damn Fujiko I want to kill!

• Arsène Lupin III : [after being thawed out on a spit]  Just great! You think you know a guy, then you turn around and he tries to eat you!

• Arsène Lupin III : [in a sleeping bag on a mountainside]  H-how do I g-get myself into these things?

• [Lupin charges out of the tent, swinging a baseball bat. He swings at the yeti, but it dodges, and Lupin falls on his face in the snow. He swings again and again at the yeti, but it backs away and keeps dodging. He falls into a snowdrift and swings the bat around blindly] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Where'd you go, you son of a bitch? You can't hide from me!

  [He hits the yeti's leg. It cries in pain. Lupin looks up out of the snowdrift and beams triumphantly. He taunts it, mockingly] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Not so scary now, are you, you big ape? Aww, you want your mommy? Big wussy. Look at you. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  [a tear forms in the yeti's eye. Lupin realizes he's not using the right tone] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Uh, no, wait, I mean... That's wrong.

  [He holds out the bottle to the yeti's eye] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Just let it out, baby. No need to be stoic. That's right. You have yourself a good cry. Come on. It's all right.

  [Several frozen tears fall into the bottle. He looks at the frozen tears] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Wow, that's not really a whole lot. Might have to hit you again.

  [the yeti bawls. An avalanche starts, and Lupin runs down the mountain] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Damn it! Why couldn't I just leave well enough alone?