30 Rock (TV Series)

Pilot (2006)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : Where's Gary?

  Jack : [Kicks down door and enters room]  Gary's dead. I'm Jack Donaghy. New VP of development for NBC/GE/Universal/Kmart.

  Pete : Oh, we own Kmart now?

  Jack : No. So why are you dressed like we do?

• Jack : Alfredo's, 2 PM.

  Liz Lemon : I'm not dressed for that.

  Jack : You're dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?

• Jack : I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

• Jack : [to Liz]  I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

• Jack : [as an assistant holds up a Post-It note]  Ah, I'll call her back. Is she at the White House line?

  [assistant nods] 

  Jack : Great.

  [& holds up 2nd note] 

  Jack : Tell them I need a 4am tee-off time

  [3rd note] 

  Jack : Uh, five inches, but it's thick.

• Jack : I'm in charge.

  Jenna Maroney : [smiles]  Oh. Okay. Um, well, I'm not sure about this costume.

  Jack : I think it's hot.

  Jenna Maroney : [chuckles]  Thank you.

  [Kenneth approaches, carrying a small bag] 

  Jenna Maroney : [to Jack]  I'm Jenna, by the way.

  Kenneth Parcell : Ms. Maroney, I got the hemorrhoid cream you wanted.

  [Jenna's smile fades. She becomes extremely embarrassed] 

  Jenna Maroney : [to Jack, her voice trembles]  It's for my face.

  Jack : Well, wherever you're putting it, I think it's working.

  [Jack walks away. Jenna takes the cream from Kenneth and walks away] 

• Jack : I want you to think about Tracy Jordan.

  Pete : The black guy?

  Jack : The black movie star. I flew with him on a private jet to the Super Bowl recently and I found him very entertaining.

  Liz Lemon : Isn't he, um... crazy?

  Jack : Tracy's had his problems in the last few years.

  Tracy Jordan : [cut to Tracy on the news, running through traffic in his underwear]  I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!

• Jack : Are you drunk?

  Liz Lemon : [drunk]  Yessss!

• Jack : I'm Jack Donaghy, new VP of development for NBC/GE/Universal/Kmart.

  Pete : Oh, we own Kmart now.?

  Jack : No. So why are you dressed like we do?