Major Dad (TV Series)
Not with My Daughter You Don't (1990)
Rod Brogan: Chip Russell
Quotes
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Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : I was going to let you see her anyway; all the scheming was for nothing.
[speaking of Chip dating Elizabeth]
Chip Russell : So it's okay with you.
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : No. You're a sneak, and I don't want Elizabeth involved with a sneak.
Chip Russell : Outstanding. So now I'm to throw myself at your mercy, promise to mend my ways, and beg you to let me see her.
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : Have at it.
Chip Russell : See, there's just one problem: I don't want to see her.
[gets up and approaches the office door]
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : Halt! You do so.
Chip Russell : Why would I?
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : Because she's bright, and she's pretty, and she has a great sense of humor, and you like her.
Chip Russell : You're right, sir.
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : Bet I am.
Chip Russell : But I've been around the Core for around 16 years and I know how officers are about their daughters. With all due respect, I really don't want to have to put up with all the crap. Sir. so, ah, tell Elizabeth I'm sorry.
[walks back to the door]
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : Halt!
[gets up from his desk and stands face-to-face with Chip]
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : How much crap will you put up with?
Chip Russell : Not much.
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : But some.
Chip Russell : Let's talk.
[sits down]
Chip Russell : I want unlimited freedom; no curfew, no restrictions, no questions asked.
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : [opens the office door] I'll tell Elizabeth you said "Good-bye".
Chip Russell : [Chip shuts the door] Major, this is a negotiation; you ask for the world, then you haggle.
Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis : [sits back down, too] You will date only on Friday's, curfew will be twenty-two hundred, and after you've been together for a month you may... hold hands.