Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Nice She Ain't (2006)
Shawn Pyfrom: Andrew Van De Kamp
Quotes
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Bree Hodge : [to Andrew] Now what is it, dear?
Andrew Van De Kamp : Well, um, Danielle's upstairs trying to commit suicide.
[Bree questions Andrew with a look, and then she and Orson rush upstairs]
Andrew Van De Kamp : There's no rush. She's not trying that hard.
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Dr. McLean : [about Danielle after her suicide attempt] She is resisting our efforts to pump her stomach. She says she only took three sedatives.
Andrew Van De Kamp : She's disoriented. Pump her.
Bree Hodge : Andrew!
[to the doctor]
Bree Hodge : Pump her.
[to Andrew]
Bree Hodge : They're sticking a tube down her throat. Do you still think this is funny?
Andrew Van De Kamp : Mom, this was a half-assed bid for attention.
Bree Hodge : This was a cry for help and if we don't listen, the next time, she could do something even more dangerous.
Andrew Van De Kamp : Yeah, next time, she might jump off the porch.
Orson Hodge : Stop it! Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! I will not have it made light of!
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Danielle Van De Kamp : [to Bree] When are you gonna take me seriously?
Bree Hodge : When you start acting like an adult.
Andrew Van De Kamp : She sleeps with them. That's a start.