Nicollette Sheridan: Edie Britt

Quotes 

• Edie Britt : Wow, how self absorbed can you be? I have had a thing for Mike since the day he moved in here and I even backed off when he fell for your little miss adorable act. But he's over that, it's my turn now and I will be better for him than you ever were. And if you do get hurt well that's just gravy.

• Susan : How do you sleep at night?

  Edie : Soon... with Mike on top of me.