The Whitest Kids U'Know (2007–2011)
Darren Trumeter: Various
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Quotes
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[Point-Counterpoint]
Host : Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
Jerry Bronham : Do I really have to spell this out for you? What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear? Then what've you got? Invincible bears.
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Zach : We wanna join the army!
Trevor : We wanna be in a plane! And one of the planes that shoots, not one of those faggy food planes.
Sergeant : Ok, so you want to join the Air Force Division.
Zach : ...I guess.
Sergeant : That's where the airplanes are.
Trevor : *Air* Force, *air*plane. Makes sense.
Sergeant : Ok, so your preferred assignment would be to...
Zach : OR, we want a gun that's so big that you can't even hold it, and it needs wheels! Ha! Awesome!
Sergeant : Ok, well that sounds more like Infantry.
Trevor : I wanna parachute at night into a city!
Sergeant : Well, now, that sounds like Air Force.
Trevor : Air Force, that sounds cool! It's like, the force of the air!
Sergeant : You guys know that this is a serious decision that you're making...
Zach : Seriously awesome!
Sergeant : There's been a lot of fighting lately, with these terrorist groups...
Zach : Yes! I wanna be a terrorist!
Trevor : The terror of the force of the air!
Sergeant : ...No, we are against the terrorists.
Trevor : That's right, because they double crossed us! They were double agents!
Sergeant : No, that's not what happened...
Trevor : My spy name is gonna be Sergeant Eagle Fort!
Zach : And you can call me Crowbar!
Sergeant : I think you two should put some serious thought into this.
Zach : We've got this all planned out, baby.
