Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Lupin Becomes a Vampire (1978)

Richard Epcar: Daisuke Jigen

Quotes 

• Daisuke Jigen : [to Camilla]  Eat some garlic, bitch!

• [Jigen and Fujiko are hanging up garlic all over their hideout] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Oh, come on, guys! This is the pits, literally. I mean it's starting to smell like Pavarotti's armpits in here.

  Daisuke Jigen : Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that, pal, but when it comes to vampires, I don't take any chances.

  [gives Goemon a chained cross] 

  Daisuke Jigen : I mean, I know your family's been Shinto for like ten generations...

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Longer.

  Daisuke Jigen : But that doesn't mean crap to a vampire.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : You know, there's something very offensive about that.

• [Jigen shuffles some cards, then pulls out an ace] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Uhh, I'm out. Sorry about that, Lupin, but you know, you just can't fight fate. There's something ominous about this one. Every friggin' sign points to it. I got a bad feeling about this.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Hey, Jigen, let's try the sticks one more time, hmm?

  [Goemon shuffles his bamboo sticks, then stares at a few] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Hmm.

  Daisuke Jigen : What is it, Goemon? Tell me, would ya.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Sui Zan Ken. Basically, a rough translation of which would be "Don't be such an idiot."

• Daisuke Jigen : Wait a minute, Lupin, you were bitten by that bitch, weren't you?

  Arsène Lupin III : Something...

  [He takes off his vampire-proof scarf] 

  Arsène Lupin III : ... Just happened to come between us.