Walter Crane: Bartender

Quotes 

• Bartender : Howdy! What's your pleasure.

  Ben Salem : Food.

  [Bartender puts a bottle of whiskey on the bar] 

  Ben Salem : No, something to fill the hole behind a man's belt buckle.

  Bartender : Well, that's the best food there is - cleans you right up, brightens the eyes and washes down the trail dust.

  Ben Salem : Got any beef and eggs?

  Bartender : Got 'em... if you want to risk indigestion.

  Ben Salem : Beef and eggs! How much?

  Bartender : A dollar - no charge for the indigestion.