- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: [while waiting for Lupin and Jigen] I wonder what's keeping them.
- Fujiko Mine: I couldn't care less what happens to those guys. They can just drive into a canal as far as I'm concerned, and you can quote me.
- Alice Henderson: Hey, excuse me, sir...
- Arsène Lupin III: Kid, listen, I know you're just trying to be polite, but when you say "sir", it makes me feel kinda old.
- Alice Henderson: But, sir, I mean, you are kinda old.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hmm? Whoa, whoa, hold it, time out here! Any chick in the world would... I mean, I'm at the peak of my... uh...
- Fujiko Mine: Careful, Lupin, we're in enough trouble already.
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, right. Here's how it works: Now because I'm the one who took the stamp, you see, that makes it all mine. It belongs to me. Capisce?
- Alice Henderson: But just for now, right?
- Arsène Lupin III: Ummm...
- Alice Henderson: 'Cause if I take it away from you, then it'll belong to me, isn't that right? 'Cause that's the rule for robbers.
- [to Jigen]
- Alice Henderson: Right, sir? Hmm?
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, kid, don't start calling me "sir."
- Fujiko Mine: Oh, not you too.
- Daisuke Jigen: And why not? Am I supposed to be too old to care or something?
- Fujiko Mine: Oh, Jigen, it doesn't really matter at all. The main thing is how are we going to get rid of Pippi Longstocking back here?
- Alice Henderson: But, ma'am, my name is Alice.
- Fujiko Mine: What? Oooh!
- Daisuke Jigen: Ha!
- Arsène Lupin III: [chuckles] She gotcha, ma'am.
- [Lupin, while reading the newspaper, finds out he's been accused of kidnapping Alice]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, wait, I'm no kidnapper! This is bad for our reputation. I mean, if anything, SHE kidnapped US!
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, if you ask me, I'm not sure that's much better for our reputation.
- Arsène Lupin III: [in his note to Alice] "My Dear Princess Alice, after hijacking the mail truck, I had second thoughts. I mean, I'm just happy being the Prince of Thieves. But fair warning, princess, when your dream does come true and you don't need the stamp anymore, I'll be back for it. So keep it somewhere safe for me and I'll be seeing ya. Your friend, Lupin the Third."
- Daisuke Jigen: So, how'd it go down there?
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, let's just say you're gonna have to start addressing me as "Your Extreme Loveliness".
- Daisuke Jigen: Actually, you're already a royal pain.
- Daisuke Jigen: [pistol whipping a couple of cops] Leave this to me. You go get the girl.
- Arsène Lupin III: ALICE!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: LUPIN!
- Alice Henderson: This is the most excitingest moment of my entire life! Now I have the Princess Stamp and I even outsmarted Lupin the Third!
- Alice Henderson: Mr. Policeman?
- Policeman 1: Hmm? Yes, little girl?
- Alice Henderson: What's the matter?
- Policeman 1: Well, sweetheart, some bad men took something that wasn't theirs, and now we're just trying to find them.
- Alice Henderson: [as Lupin cowers in his seat] Oh, we can help you.
- [Jigen, ready for trouble, puts his hand on the gearshift]
- Policeman 1: Really?
- Alice Henderson: Some men in a car were driving very fast near the museum.
- [She points to Fujiko]
- Alice Henderson: My mommy saw the whole thing.
- Policeman 1: Is this true?
- Alice Henderson: Tell 'em, mommy!
- [Jigen nudges Fujiko]
- Fujiko Mine: Uh... Well, I...
- Policeman 1: What did you see?
- Fujiko Mine: Well, it was, uh...
- Alice Henderson: Mommy, don't you wanna help them catch the bad guys?
- Fujiko Mine: Course.
- Policeman 2: You mind coming with us?
- Fujiko Mine: Uh, sure.
- Alice Henderson: Mommy's gonna be a big hero.
- Policeman 2: That's right, sweetheart. She sure is.
- Daisuke Jigen: [as Fujiko gets out of the car] Call me when you're done, uh, *darling*.