Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)
Shinderera no kitte wa doko e itta (1978)
Richard Epcar: Daisuke Jigen
Quotes
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Alice Henderson : Hey, excuse me, sir...
Arsène Lupin III : Kid, listen, I know you're just trying to be polite, but when you say "sir", it makes me feel kinda old.
Alice Henderson : But, sir, I mean, you are kinda old.
Arsène Lupin III : Hmm? Whoa, whoa, hold it, time out here! Any chick in the world would... I mean, I'm at the peak of my... uh...
Fujiko Mine : Careful, Lupin, we're in enough trouble already.
Arsène Lupin III : Uh, right. Here's how it works: Now because I'm the one who took the stamp, you see, that makes it all mine. It belongs to me. Capisce?
Alice Henderson : But just for now, right?
Arsène Lupin III : Ummm...
Alice Henderson : 'Cause if I take it away from you, then it'll belong to me, isn't that right? 'Cause that's the rule for robbers.
[to Jigen]
Alice Henderson : Right, sir? Hmm?
Daisuke Jigen : Hey, kid, don't start calling me "sir."
Fujiko Mine : Oh, not you too.
Daisuke Jigen : And why not? Am I supposed to be too old to care or something?
Fujiko Mine : Oh, Jigen, it doesn't really matter at all. The main thing is how are we going to get rid of Pippi Longstocking back here?
Alice Henderson : But, ma'am, my name is Alice.
Fujiko Mine : What? Oooh!
Daisuke Jigen : Ha!
Arsène Lupin III : [chuckles] She gotcha, ma'am.
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[Lupin, while reading the newspaper, finds out he's been accused of kidnapping Alice]
Arsène Lupin III : Hey, wait, I'm no kidnapper! This is bad for our reputation. I mean, if anything, SHE kidnapped US!
Daisuke Jigen : Well, if you ask me, I'm not sure that's much better for our reputation.
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Daisuke Jigen : So, how'd it go down there?
Arsène Lupin III : Well, let's just say you're gonna have to start addressing me as "Your Extreme Loveliness".
Daisuke Jigen : Actually, you're already a royal pain.
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Daisuke Jigen : [pistol whipping a couple of cops] Leave this to me. You go get the girl.
Arsène Lupin III : ALICE!
Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : LUPIN!
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Alice Henderson : Mr. Policeman?
Policeman 1 : Hmm? Yes, little girl?
Alice Henderson : What's the matter?
Policeman 1 : Well, sweetheart, some bad men took something that wasn't theirs, and now we're just trying to find them.
Alice Henderson : [as Lupin cowers in his seat] Oh, we can help you.
[Jigen, ready for trouble, puts his hand on the gearshift]
Policeman 1 : Really?
Alice Henderson : Some men in a car were driving very fast near the museum.
[She points to Fujiko]
Alice Henderson : My mommy saw the whole thing.
Policeman 1 : Is this true?
Alice Henderson : Tell 'em, mommy!
[Jigen nudges Fujiko]
Fujiko Mine : Uh... Well, I...
Policeman 1 : What did you see?
Fujiko Mine : Well, it was, uh...
Alice Henderson : Mommy, don't you wanna help them catch the bad guys?
Fujiko Mine : Course.
Policeman 2 : You mind coming with us?
Fujiko Mine : Uh, sure.
Alice Henderson : Mommy's gonna be a big hero.
Policeman 2 : That's right, sweetheart. She sure is.
Daisuke Jigen : [as Fujiko gets out of the car] Call me when you're done, uh, *darling*.
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Daisuke Jigen : I feel like I'm in an old one-reeler or something.