Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Shinderera no kitte wa doko e itta (1978)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• Alice Henderson : Hey, excuse me, sir...

  Arsène Lupin III : Kid, listen, I know you're just trying to be polite, but when you say "sir", it makes me feel kinda old.

  Alice Henderson : But, sir, I mean, you are kinda old.

  Arsène Lupin III : Hmm? Whoa, whoa, hold it, time out here! Any chick in the world would... I mean, I'm at the peak of my... uh...

  Fujiko Mine : Careful, Lupin, we're in enough trouble already.

  Arsène Lupin III : Uh, right. Here's how it works: Now because I'm the one who took the stamp, you see, that makes it all mine. It belongs to me. Capisce?

  Alice Henderson : But just for now, right?

  Arsène Lupin III : Ummm...

  Alice Henderson : 'Cause if I take it away from you, then it'll belong to me, isn't that right? 'Cause that's the rule for robbers.

  [to Jigen] 

  Alice Henderson : Right, sir? Hmm?

  Daisuke Jigen : Hey, kid, don't start calling me "sir."

  Fujiko Mine : Oh, not you too.

  Daisuke Jigen : And why not? Am I supposed to be too old to care or something?

  Fujiko Mine : Oh, Jigen, it doesn't really matter at all. The main thing is how are we going to get rid of Pippi Longstocking back here?

  Alice Henderson : But, ma'am, my name is Alice.

  Fujiko Mine : What? Oooh!

  Daisuke Jigen : Ha!

  Arsène Lupin III : [chuckles]  She gotcha, ma'am.

• [Lupin, while reading the newspaper, finds out he's been accused of kidnapping Alice] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Hey, wait, I'm no kidnapper! This is bad for our reputation. I mean, if anything, SHE kidnapped US!

  Daisuke Jigen : Well, if you ask me, I'm not sure that's much better for our reputation.

• Arsène Lupin III : [in his note to Alice]  "My Dear Princess Alice, after hijacking the mail truck, I had second thoughts. I mean, I'm just happy being the Prince of Thieves. But fair warning, princess, when your dream does come true and you don't need the stamp anymore, I'll be back for it. So keep it somewhere safe for me and I'll be seeing ya. Your friend, Lupin the Third."

• Daisuke Jigen : So, how'd it go down there?

  Arsène Lupin III : Well, let's just say you're gonna have to start addressing me as "Your Extreme Loveliness".

  Daisuke Jigen : Actually, you're already a royal pain.

• Daisuke Jigen : [pistol whipping a couple of cops]  Leave this to me. You go get the girl.

  Arsène Lupin III : ALICE!

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : LUPIN!

• Arsène Lupin III : [as Zenigata drifts away holding a dummy of Lupin]  Get your hand off my nipple!