Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Dengeki hatopoppo sakusen (1978)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• [Lupin's car is going out of control] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Slow down, would ya?

  Arsène Lupin III : I can't!

  Daisuke Jigen : What do you mean you can't?

  Arsène Lupin III : Hey, the friggin' brakes are out!

  [presses on the brakes] 

  Arsène Lupin III : See?

  Daisuke Jigen : What? Well, don't just tap'em!

  Arsène Lupin III : I'm not just tapping! Look!

  Daisuke Jigen : Then how come it's not stopping?

  Arsène Lupin III : Because the brakes... are OUT!

• Arsène Lupin III : Okay, Jigen, try and guess what I'm thinking about right now.

  Daisuke Jigen : World peace?

  Arsène Lupin III : Uh, come on, man. Look, I'll give you the first letter, then you guess the second and so on, okay? The first letter is F and...?

  Daisuke Jigen : U?

  Arsène Lupin III : Ah, see? That wasn't so hard. Come on, Jigen. It's a 6-letter word and it starts with an F and a U.

  Daisuke Jigen : Fungus?

  Arsène Lupin III : Eww! Ehh!

  Daisuke Jigen : [sarcastically]  Gee, you wouldn't be thinking about Fujiko, would ya?

  Arsène Lupin III : Am I really that predictable?

• Arsène Lupin III : Who is this guy?

  X8 : The profilers just call me X No. 8.

  Fujiko Mine : He's my new boyfriend.

  Arsène Lupin III : Hold on! I mean, hey, I thought I was your boyfriend, Fujiko!

  Fujiko Mine : Oh, please, come on. Why on earth would I want my children to look like Curious George?

• Arsène Lupin III : Her dot and his dot are like one big happy dot!

• Fujiko Mine : [tossing the bubble maker up and down in her hand]  So tell me, did you invent this, or did you steal it?

  Arsène Lupin III : Well, I guess that depends on which one would really impress you.

  Fujiko Mine : I guess... I'd have to say if you invented it.

  Arsène Lupin III : [leaning in for a kiss]  Okay, then let's just say that I invented it, shall we?

  Fujiko Mine : [holding up the pin-like tracking device Lupin planted in her hair]  Okay.

  [She pops the bubble she and Lupin are in. Lupin begins to plummet towards the ocean and frantically claws at the air. Fujiko grows a new bubble for herself] 

  Fujiko Mine : Then you can just make yourself a new one.

  Arsène Lupin III : But, Fujiko...!

  Fujiko Mine : [mockingly]  What? You didn't lie, did you?

  Arsène Lupin III : Of course I did!

  [as he falls, he sees Zenigata in the ocean, waiting for him] 

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Don't worry, Lupin! I'll catch you!

  [He laughs eagerly] 

  Arsène Lupin III : MOMMY!

  [Zenigata leaps out of the water at Lupin]