- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: [while disguised as a Melon] So Lupin slips into the night with a truckload of cash and a gorgeous babe.
- [removes his mask and takes out the apple from his chest]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: And I get left here holding the melon.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [walking through a tunnel] Nah, must have just nodded off for a sec. Probably one of those sex dreams I've read about.
- [He sees a train coming towards him]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: This symbolism's very disturbing!
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: All the cash in Paris, now in one convenient... Huh?
- [Lupin sighs sadly]
- Daisuke Jigen: Don't worry.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Do you think it's just...
- Daisuke Jigen: Mm-hmm. He has Fujiko-withdrawal syndrome.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [about Melon] She's okay for a girl, but...
- [pulls out his gun and shoots the handcuffs off the dummy Lupin]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: No dummy can prepare you for the real thing.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [about Lupin] But if he is there, there's no way you'll be able to subdue him all by yourself.
- Melon Ganimard: Au contraire. The suspect has a notorious weakness for women.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Yeah, but the women he's attracted to are, well, you know... Attractive!
- [Lupin is flirting with the disguised Detective Melon]
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, Lupin, I'm sorry to interrupt you.
- Arsène Lupin III: Jigen, can't you see I'm consoling an emotionally fragile piece of tail?
- Daisuke Jigen: Yes, well, excuse me, but I thought you'd might like to know there's a cop car outside.
- Arsène Lupin III: Ah, and speaking of which, I'd like to introduce you to my new friend, Mademoiselle... Melon.
- [Melon gasps]
- Daisuke Jigen: What? That's impossible!
- Melon Ganimard: Uh, but how did you ever recognize me?
- Arsène Lupin III: I never forget a woman's face or anything else about her I might be familiar with.
- Arsène Lupin III: So if all this money was in the city morgue, you figure the bank vaults were full of John Does?
- Daisuke Jigen: I just flashed on this weird imagine of all the ATMs spitting toes and fingers out.
- Daisuke Jigen: [while watching security transport the money] There they go. You know, one of these days we should thank these guys for all their help. Nothing fancy, you know. I'm thinking maybe a fruit basket or something. Just a little gesture that says "Thanks for panicking."
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I don't like it.
- Daisuke Jigen: Spider sense tingling?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: No, it's just that everything's gone well so far and luck only changes if it's good.
- Daisuke Jigen: [watching a disguised Lupin hopping around the place] Damn it! Come on, Lupin. He's really chewing the scenery in there.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: He has all the subtlety and nuance of an electrocuted baboon.
- Daisuke Jigen: The problem is, he watches too many damn cartoons.
- Chief: [fastidiously] Well, I must say, this is quite an honor.
- Arsène Lupin III: [with equal fastidousness] Aw, now, shucks, you guys, you're gonna make me blush.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You'll find that one good thing about failure is that it teaches you humility.