Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

On'na deka meron (1978)

Richard Epcar: Daisuke Jigen

Quotes 

• Goemon Ishikawa XIII : All the cash in Paris, now in one convenient... Huh?

  [Lupin sighs sadly] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Don't worry.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Do you think it's just...

  Daisuke Jigen : Mm-hmm. He has Fujiko-withdrawal syndrome.

• [Lupin is flirting with the disguised Detective Melon] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Hey, Lupin, I'm sorry to interrupt you.

  Arsène Lupin III : Jigen, can't you see I'm consoling an emotionally fragile piece of tail?

  Daisuke Jigen : Yes, well, excuse me, but I thought you'd might like to know there's a cop car outside.

  Arsène Lupin III : Ah, and speaking of which, I'd like to introduce you to my new friend, Mademoiselle... Melon.

  [Melon gasps] 

  Daisuke Jigen : What? That's impossible!

  Melon Ganimard : Uh, but how did you ever recognize me?

  Arsène Lupin III : I never forget a woman's face or anything else about her I might be familiar with.

• Arsène Lupin III : So if all this money was in the city morgue, you figure the bank vaults were full of John Does?

  Daisuke Jigen : I just flashed on this weird imagine of all the ATMs spitting toes and fingers out.

• Daisuke Jigen : [while watching security transport the money]  There they go. You know, one of these days we should thank these guys for all their help. Nothing fancy, you know. I'm thinking maybe a fruit basket or something. Just a little gesture that says "Thanks for panicking."

• Goemon Ishikawa XIII : I don't like it.

  Daisuke Jigen : Spider sense tingling?

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : No, it's just that everything's gone well so far and luck only changes if it's good.

• Daisuke Jigen : [watching a disguised Lupin hopping around the place]  Damn it! Come on, Lupin. He's really chewing the scenery in there.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : He has all the subtlety and nuance of an electrocuted baboon.

  Daisuke Jigen : The problem is, he watches too many damn cartoons.