Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The White Man's Grave (1983)

Jane Freeman: Ivy

Quotes 

• [Ivy lectures Sid while Compo and the others look in unnoticed through the café windows] 

  Ivy : And don't you forget it!

  [Ivy wallops Sid on the top of the head with a serving tray, then exits into the kitchen] 

  Ivy : [Compo enters the cafe] 

  Compo Simmonite : Ha-ha-ha! She's playful with a trayful, is your Ivy.

  Foggy Dewhurst : It'll only be a mild concussion, Sidney.

  Norman Clegg : I'll tell you something, Sidney. Someone's gonna dig up this skull in a million years' time and come to the conclusion that there was a breed of Yorkshiremen with very flat heads. For which, of course, the flat cap had to be invented.