- Clegg: I remember most of the teachers as being stern and having mustaches... except perhaps a few of the men.
- Compo: I like her. I know she's bad tempered, she's obstinate, and she's got a voice like a fog horn, but at the end of the day, you must admit, she's got a lovely bosom.
- Clegg: Being a small, plump person gives one a certain a lifelong attitude towards physical games. Style, it seemed to me, deteriorates badly once you got into close contact, and nothing which was to happen later on my honeymoon did anything to modify that conviction.