Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
The Arts of Concealment (1983)
Peter Sallis: Clegg
Quotes
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[Ivy wants Foggy to leave, and is trying to make him drink his tea and go]
Ivy : Well, don't take all day.
Norman Clegg : Who trained your Ivy to handle customers, Sidney? Did you send her to Cosa Nostra or was it something she picked up from the Waffen-SS?
Sid : I keep telling her, "Be nice to people. Start with me!"
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[Compo is exhausted after the trio has pushed a stranger's stalled automobile to the top of a hill]
Compo Simmonite : [groans] Oh, I hope tonight's not the night that Nora Batty finally says yes.
Norman Clegg : I'd sooner push motorcars. I really would.
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[Wally and Nora Batty meet the trio on a country road. Wally drives a motorbike, and Nora rides in the sidecar]
Norman Clegg : [to Foggy] When you see her sitting in her chariot, you realize she's a dead ringer for Queen Boadicea.
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Norman Clegg : I don't trust him.
Foggy : You don't know the man. How can you not trust him?
Norman Clegg : Well if he thinks he's gonna get any help from three idiots like us... how can you trust judgment like that?