Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Oh Shut Up and Eat Your Choc-Ice (1989)

Juliette Kaplan: Pearl

Quotes 

• Pearl : I know the feeling. You lie awake at night sometimes thinking, 'I wish I had some helpless squeaky little bundle totally dependent on me'. Then you wake up and find you've got one. It's your husband.

• Ivy : What color's Marina's hair this week?

  Pearl : I suspect it depends where she's been lying.