- Compo: It's a long time since we've been to a wedding.
- Clegg: Oh well, I dare say we'll soon get the hang of it.
- Foggy: With this lot, you never know what we might get. God, I hope there's not going to be any fighting.
- Compo: Ah, don't be daft; everybody fights at weddings.
- Clegg: I don't believe it's actually compulsory.
- Compo: No, but there's such a thing as tradition, isn't there!