Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Forked Lightning (1975)
Bill Owen: Compo
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Quotes
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Compo : Give us a whole fag, and if it'll make you feel better, I'll smoke it out me earhole.
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[first lines]
Compo : It's a long time since I've had custard.
Blamire : Of course one's heart bleeds for you. But you'll never kick the habit if you keep dreaming about it.
Compo : Read the paper; read the Happy Horoscope.
Blamire : I do not encourage that kind of pagan rubbish.
Compo : Come on! Let's be knowing what the stars have in store for me.
Blamire : Well, it's bound to be a lot isn't it. I mean, look what they've done for you up to now.
Compo : They've given me a sunny disposition.
Blamire : Just as well with all those holes in your trousers.
Compo : Me mum said the minute I were born the sun came out from behind a cloud and a starling on the next door coal-house roof started twittering.
Blamire : Oh, yes. Little cosmic messages, eh? Not a word from your father I notice.
Compo : That might not be custard; that could be paint.
Blamire : What are you doing under there?
Compo : Me rabbit's foot. I'm cleaning it.