Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Dried Dates and Codfanglers (1987)

Michael Aldridge: Seymour

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Quotes 

• Seymour : Have a look in the mailbox. See how many new applicants there are for my postal courses.

  Compo : [open and closes mailbox]  None!

  Seymour : [feigning enthusiasm]  Same as last week. Demand remains steady.

• Seymour : And then there were those unfounded rumours that I used to drink!

  Compo : Used to! Thou can still shift a few!

  Seymour : If we're going to be friends, you've got to stop noticing things like that.