The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

Christiane Amanpour: Self

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• Insp. Jacques Clouseau : [at Charles de Gaulle Airport]  What's the matter, Ponton? You seem a little... depressed today. Is it your wife again?

  Ponton : Yes. She still feels my job takes up too much of my time.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Ah, the same old thing.

  Ponton : Next week is our tenth anniversary. She thinks we should go away together.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Oh Ponton, would you like me to talk with her?

  Ponton : Uh, no - I mean, this issue must be discussed between husband and wife.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Well, you must explain to her that we are men of the law, always living in the shadows. Ow!

  [the passport official stamps Clouseau's hand instead of the passport] 

  Ponton : [to the passport stamper]  Idiot.

  Ponton : I will miss you, Inspector.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : I will miss you too, Ponton. Oh, and Ponton...

  Ponton : Yes?

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : [Clouseau speaks out loud enough for the other travelers to hear]  I am sorry you can't satisfy your wife.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : [Clouseau reads the sign]  'I am now leaving France'. This is a bad idea.

  Christiane Amanpour : [as soon as Clouseau crosses the "You are now leaving France" line, a breaking news bulletin appears on TV]  The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen. Officials suspect the perpetrator is the infamous Il Tornado.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : What'd I tell you?