- Daisuke Jigen: [helpfully giving Zenigata parachuting advice as he falls out of the plane while clinging to Lonebach] Yank the cord!
- Arsène Lupin III: [seeing the chained Fujiko] Wow, Fujicakes! You're almost naked, aren't you?
- [to Lonebach]
- Arsène Lupin III: You've got wonderful taste.
- [Fujiko throws an ashtray in his face]
- Arsène Lupin III: Pops, will that big plane really fly?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Yes, today they will test it.
- Arsène Lupin III: I see, that's the story behind that Albatross spark plug thing
- [Zenigata grabs his face, seeming to know that it's a mask to be searched, and pulls]
- Arsène Lupin III: Ow! Ow! Stop it!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Oh, it's in here?
- [Zenigata pulls off a fake hairpiece from Lupin's head]
- Arsène Lupin III: It's not my fault.
- [Zenigata looks in bewilderment as the hairpiece starts to fizzle, and finds out too late that it's a flash grenade]
- Arsène Lupin III: [casually kicking away a grenade] What on Earth has Fujiko started now?
- [the grenade explodes behind him]
- Arsène Lupin III: She ruined my sukiyaki.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [seeing the Albatross crew open fire on them] Wow! It's supposed to be a civilian plane, but...
- Arsène Lupin III: I told you. It's only now revealing its true self.
- Arsène Lupin III: Fujiko. Fujiko.
- [Fujiko awakens]
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: You're not hurt?
- [Fujiko finds she's lying in the rubble, sandwiched between Jigen and Zenigata, who are unconscious]
- Fujiko Mine: I know you look serious but this really must be some kind of joke to you!
- Arsène Lupin III: Fujiko, on the count of three, jump over. Let's go.
- Mr. Lonebach: One...
- Arsène Lupin III: Two...
- [Fujiko reveals herself to be Zenigata in disguise]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Three!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: We don't know what they're hiding, so take everything out.
- [the police hand Zenigata Jigen's fedora and Lupin's boxers]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: That's too much. Give them back.
- Arsène Lupin III: Fujiko. Fujiko.
- [Fujiko comes to]
- Fujiko Mine: Are we okay?
- [the camera cuts to reveal everyone in a tangled mess. Lupin is hanging upside down with Zenigata's hat on one of his butt cheeks, Zenigata is unconscious and has his arm wrapped around Fujiko's leg, Jigen is curled up at the bottom of the pile and Fujiko is sandwiched in the middle]
- Arsène Lupin III: Define "okay".
- [Fujiko looks around]
- Fujiko Mine: [angry] This is not my idea of a fun time!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [as the police strip Lupin and Jigen] I want everything, down to the last items. Strip them bare-ass, you got it?
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, that's personal! Hey! Zenigata!
- [the police hand Zenigata Lupin's boxers and Jigen's hat]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Alright, give 'em back to 'em.
- Arsène Lupin III: [inspecting Fujiko] Huh. You seem somewhat undressed.
- [to Lonebach]
- Arsène Lupin III: Quite a fashion statement.
- [Fujiko throws an ashtray in his face]