- Daisuke Jigen: [while trying to wake Lupin] Sorry, man, but I'm afraid you leave no alternative. Gotta bring out the heavy artillery. Hey, Fujiko! Put on some clothes!
- [Lupin immediately wakes up]
- Ratboy Jirokichi IV: [in disguise, while in the men's room] Uh, well, I, uh, thought I smelled gas...
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Oh, yeah?
- [laughs]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Well, doesn't that, you know, sorta come with the territory?
- Daisuke Jigen: [as Lupin snores away in bed] I swear to God, this guy could sleep through World War friggin' Three.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [after getting rid of a rat by throwing his shoe out the window] Spunky little guy, huh?
- Chief: Yeah, but, uh... Well, I...
- [He sees the damage Zenigata made while chasing the rat around the room]
- Chief: That is... I mean... Who knew that such a little tiny thing could do so much damage, you know?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [sheepishly] Ah, well, maybe I guess he had a little bit of help, huh?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Damn it. No way he'll back off. Nope. Not Lupin. I don't know about the rat, but Lupin's got way too much pride. The only question here is, what has he got in mind?
- Arsène Lupin III: Okay, so who've you ticked off?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: No one.
- Daisuke Jigen: [to Lupin] He's got a point. I mean, you're the annoying one on this team.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [finding the old manual on the ground] Hey! Look!
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, isn't he supposed to be chasing us?
- Daisuke Jigen: Works for me. Come on.
- Arsène Lupin III: [as he and the rest run off] Weird.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Oh yeah, oh yeah!
- [He sinks to his knees with joy]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Thank goodness! Now I won't lose my job! I'm so happy!
- [He sobs happily]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [getting the Edo-era police manual back] As long as I have this, I can forget about Lupin.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I think I'll take care of Mr. Rat myself.
- Arsène Lupin III: You'll take care of him? How, exactly?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Like this.
- [He makes a swipe with his sword, and then leaves]
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, at least he didn't...
- [the cueball and the pool table split in half]
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh... yes he did!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You there! What are you doing?
- Nezumi Kozoujirosaki: [almost caught sending a rat into the ventilation system with a message to Goemon] Well... I am analyzing various situations.
- [Zenigata moves in towards Jirosaki]
- Nezumi Kozoujirosaki: A-a-anything wrong?
- [Zenigata gives a friendly smile]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: The truth is, our department budget is tight. Could we get some kind of discount?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Do you put me, Zenigata, and 007 on the same level?
- Nezumi Kozoujirosaki: Oh, no. Because 007 is...
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: 007 is...?
- Nezumi Kozoujirosaki: 007 is... handsome!
- [Zenigata faceplants]
- Nezumi Kozoujirosaki: You're handsome-and-a-half!
- Arsène Lupin III: [hearing Ratboy's laugh while laughing along with them] Oh, brother. Does he always laugh like that?
- Daisuke Jigen: I'm afraid so.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, hey, Romeo. We only got till tomorrow at noontime.
- Arsène Lupin III: [teasing] Thanks, mom. Don't wait up for me now. I can let myself in.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Whoa, what's all this?
- Ratboy Jirokichi IV: It's your ancestor Goemon the Tenth, having a bad hair day, apparently.