Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Kaitô Nezumi-Kozô arawaru (1978)

Dan Lorge: Inspector Kouichi Zenigata

Quotes 

• Ratboy Jirokichi IV : [in disguise, while in the men's room]  Uh, well, I, uh, thought I smelled gas...

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Oh, yeah?

  [laughs] 

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Well, doesn't that, you know, sorta come with the territory?

• Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : [after getting rid of a rat by throwing his shoe out the window]  Spunky little guy, huh?

  Chief : Yeah, but, uh... Well, I...

  [He sees the damage Zenigata made while chasing the rat around the room] 

  Chief : That is... I mean... Who knew that such a little tiny thing could do so much damage, you know?

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : [sheepishly]  Ah, well, maybe I guess he had a little bit of help, huh?

• Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Damn it. No way he'll back off. Nope. Not Lupin. I don't know about the rat, but Lupin's got way too much pride. The only question here is, what has he got in mind?

• Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : [finding the old manual on the ground]  Hey! Look!

  Arsène Lupin III : Hey, isn't he supposed to be chasing us?

  Daisuke Jigen : Works for me. Come on.

  Arsène Lupin III : [as he and the rest run off]  Weird.

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Oh yeah, oh yeah!

  [He sinks to his knees with joy] 

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Thank goodness! Now I won't lose my job! I'm so happy!

  [He sobs happily]