- Fujiko Mine: You know, I've heard rumors of an Iga hidden treasure. It's possible that mastery book has a map showing where it's buried.
- Arsène Lupin III: That is so crass, Fujiko. We're talking about a noble, ancient tradition here.
- Fujiko Mine: This from the prince of pillagers himself.
- Jinkuro: Inspector, if that's what you call protecting me from Goemon, then color me unimpressed.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Take it easy. Remember who you're talking to here. I read the book on these guys.
- Jinkuro: Yeah, what's the title? "An Exercise In Futility"?
- Arsène Lupin III: [reads a message on a small gold box] "What's contained here in would be wasted on a fool." What the hell does that mean?
- Daisuke Jigen: It means you should let ME open it.
- Daisuke Jigen: Lupin, I just found out that Pops followed us all the way back from Hong Kong.
- Arsène Lupin III: Oy vey, that guy's a major pain in the butt.
- Arsène Lupin III: Pick up the tab for us, will you, Pops? Thanks. You're a real pal.
- [the gang escapes]
- Arsène Lupin III: There's a little creme brulee left.