- [Fujiko is stuck in safe-like handcuffs]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: So, Fujiko, how attached are you to those hands?
- Fujiko Mine: [throws a vase at Goemon, who dodges] OH, SHUT UP! Don't even joke about that! Since when did you develop a sense of humor anyway?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Now, don't panic. Just stand back.
- [He swipes at the safe, but it cuts the Zantetsuken. The blade goes flying, narrowly missing Jigen]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Alright, now you can panic.
- Daisuke Jigen: [while reading the newspaper] It says Marukin Safe's going bankrupt. The whole thing's your fault. Congratulations, Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hmm? What are you talking about?
- Daisuke Jigen: It says that "Decline in consumer confidence led to slowing sales, return of merchandise, and lawsuits."
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Other then that though, business is great.
- Fujiko Mine: [while playing a video game with Lupin] You're such a bad person.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, capitalism needs me. I inspire product in ovation and that means new business.
- Fujiko Mine: I get it. You're like one of those criminal CEOs. Such a true believer that you're actually willing to lie, cheat, and steal for capitalism, right? What a guy.
- Arsène Lupin III: [chuckles] Right, that's me. Just another starry-eyed idealist.
- Daisuke Jigen: And seducing married women, is that part of the grand plan, huh?
- [Lupin stutters and drops his game controller, losing the game]
- Fujiko Mine: What?
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, damn it! Uugh! Thanks a lot! What the hell are you talking about?
- Daisuke Jigen: Says here the guy's wife's been in some kind of romantic delirium ever since.
- Fujiko Mine: You are such a jerk!
- Arsène Lupin III: The woman was upset. I just calmed her down a little like, uh, any gentleman would.
- Fujiko Mine: [throws her controller at Lupin] Oh, sure!
- Arsène Lupin III: Can I help it if I'm polite?
- Fujiko Mine: I've had it with you!
- Arsène Lupin III: Aw, come on, Fujicakes!
- [Fujiko leaves]
- Daisuke Jigen: [to Lupin] You didn't keep the disguise on, did ya? 'Cause that's REALLY a disturbing image.
- [Lupin is reading about Marukin's challenge in the newspaper]
- Arsène Lupin III: Uhh! This guy just can't lose gracefully.
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, what are you gonna do?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Anybody in this room doubt what Lupin is going to do?
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, I have a reputation! I need to protect it!
- Daisuke Jigen: This is kinda reckless though, isn't it? I mean, the playing field's not exactly level.
- Arsène Lupin III: When did you become such a wussy, huh?
- Daisuke Jigen: 'Cause why risk it when we don't even know what's in there?
- Arsène Lupin III: Because I destroyed the man's name, and it won't sit right until I show it wasn't just luck.
- Daisuke Jigen, Goemon Ishikawa XIII: HUH?
- Daisuke Jigen: So the safecracker cracks the safe maker and the safe maker's son says thanks to the safecracker.
- Arsène Lupin III: What the trick! Open Sesame!
- [He collapses onto the safe, which opens]
- Daisuke Jigen, Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I don't believe it!